I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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