That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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