I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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