He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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