i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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