What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
sarcasm needs its own font
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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