I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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