It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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