I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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