We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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