Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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