using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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