google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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