You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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