He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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