How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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