whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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