so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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