16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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