im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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