We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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