yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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