What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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