Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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