Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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