Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
True strength comes from lack of pants
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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