You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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