You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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