I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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