Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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