Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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