Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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