he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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