Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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