If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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