your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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