I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
