bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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