And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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