My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
