but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
