She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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