I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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