I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You did what with his pubic hair?
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