I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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