you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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