If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so let's talk penis.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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