Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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