Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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