we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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