his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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