Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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