Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
there's paper in my vomit.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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