Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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