yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
